I only kidnapped one of them. chill
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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