what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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