I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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