Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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