She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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