yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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