i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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