YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?