Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
a bad idea.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine