I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck