its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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