i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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