living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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