She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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