The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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