So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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