Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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