Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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