When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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