have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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