Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Randomize
