I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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