oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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