About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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