her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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