He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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