So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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