seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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