One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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