is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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