I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Operation Purity has been aborted
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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