I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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