It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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