there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
did i just pee glitter
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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