Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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