I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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