Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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