Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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