i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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