They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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