Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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