He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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