I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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