Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
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I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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