All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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