Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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