would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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