If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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