even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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