Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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