Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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