thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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