If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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