Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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