Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Randomize
