i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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