my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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