he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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